My Eyes are Bleary

I've been working since early morning, so I'll once again keep my comments brief:

#1 time sucker: EMAIL. I click "Get Mail" every five seconds, log on and off, on and off, on and off, and gee, should I check my mail again? Whoever said this was a time saver and would make life more efficient was out of their head. This electronic communication takes up way more time ithan it should.

#2 time sucker: TEXT MESSAGING. I'm a convert, probably because it feeds into my insane email addiction. Look! I can email on my phone at all times. Another e-device to control and manage our lives. I know the rest of the world has been texting their ass off, but I'm always about 2-3 years behind the fad. At least it keeps my consumer tastes and desires to a minimum.

#3 time sucker: Oprah at 5. Sad but true. With all the texting and emailing in my new wi-fi, hi-fi life, I need some downtime on the couch, with the hound, watching the mind-numbing adventures of Gayle and Oprah's Summer Road Trip series.